this is what i read in chat , lol read and enjoy

We were discussing real drinks, and from that ficitonal ones were discussed.

the real one would be a bottle of malibu, another bottle of rum and pineapple juice, serve over ice, yum yum...the result coconut num, guaranteed to num your body, num your nuts and make most women's pussy hot..lol if not make them a drunk bitch..ahahahha

the others are as follows

CRANK HER IN THE ASS

LUMBERJACK BACK HAIR

RUSTY BUNGHOLE(NAMED FOR GUESS WHO) BE SURE TO USE ASS JUICE IN THIS ONE

BLISTERING ASSCHEESE... NOW THAT IS A NAME....

HARD WET DONKEY DONG,,, HAS A REAL PUNCH

STREATCHMARKED POOP CHUTE

TEABAGGED LEPERCHAN..THIS ONE IS FOR ST PATTY'S DAY, FOR THE MALE OR FEMALE IN THE GROUP, INCLUDES CREAM DE MENTHE AND CREAM DE CUM IN A SHOT GLASS.....

THESE DRINKS WERE SUGGESTED BY CRACKHEAD.MIDGETFUKER THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS , PLEASE COMMENT AND CREATE MORE LOL LOL LOL